Unstable Unicorns NSFW

R695.00

Description

Build a Unicorn Army. Betray your friends. Unicorns are your friends now. Unstable Unicorns is a strategic card game about everyone’s two favorite things: Destruction and Unicorns! From the back of the box: Learn how unstable your friendships really are. You start with a Baby Unicorn in your Stable. SO CUTE! But don’t get too attached, because even Baby Unicorns aren’t safe in this game! There are over 20 Magical Unicorns to collect, and each has a special power. Build your Unicorn Army as fast as you can, or be destroyed by one of your so-called friends! Seek revenge or protect your stable using your Magic! Sound easy? Not so fast. Someone could have a Neigh Card (Get it? Neigh?) and send the game into MADNESS! The first person to complete their Unicorn Army shall hereafter be known as The Righteous Ruler of All Things Magical… at least until the next game. Good luck.

Warning: NSFW!!! (Unless your boss appreciates a good deck joke.) If 69% of your conversations involve dirty jokes and inappropriate COMMENTS, you’re going to love the new NSFW edition of Unstable Unicorns. The game play is the same as the beloved classic but the unicorns are significantly…Hornier. Are all the cards sexual? F*** neigh! Some are just delightfully disgusting.

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